Ahahahaha EXCELLENT:

Twitter: doctordetritus

I love the internet. Interesting to see where the Doctor will fit onto the timeline; sirflotsam and damejetsam seem roughly contemporaneous.

Hm; betrayal already on Twitter - it seems the first six posts from Dame Jetsam no longer exist for me to find them. Other Twitters with over 20 entries are still paginating and archiving as usual, so whaaaa?

Was anybody pleasant enough to be keeping those early entries at hand somehow, or will I be forced to recreate what the poor gal was saying in her first moments of life so that people can read from the beginning when I'm done? I mean, she's already under threat as it is...

EDIT: whoop, for some reason it shows up in Google Reader RSS (although not in the feed as it's displayed raw by Twitter).

Fascinating. Everybody return to your homes. Nothing to see here.

If you're new to Dame Jetsam, the full archive is here.

Also you should be reading Sir Flotsam, too, because god knows I am. I love mindgames.