And I'm off! Those of you who'll be at SPX this weekend, I'll see you there, along with tablemates Colleen AF Venable and Carol "Klio" Burrell!

I have no idea where the table is, except that it is, and I quote Carol here, "against a wall", which is generally a good sign. Just look for the blood-spattered banner reading "Bite Me!", there's a love.

I'll be there with books (only one box, so move quickly!), minis, prints prints prints, buttons, stickers, and a charming smile, all for sale at breathtaking prices.

I've also decided to actually have fun and enjoy myself at this convention - so if I speak to you in a fake French accent or start laughing hysterically or you spy me across the floor shooting rubberbands at Aaron Diaz, just nod your head and think "bless the poor dear, she's had a time of it this year".